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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you like high heels?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

A reinvigorated push for nuclear power in space - SpaceNews

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Then came..

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No go.

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Which sunblock is best for oily skin?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

A common calorie-free sweetener alters brain activity and appetite control, new research suggests - PsyPost

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?