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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:12

No way
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Then came..
No go.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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